What you get is pure comedic gold. The person that wrote this is my new hero.

In 1588, invasion was beginning.

Drake: Ahoy, me hearty! What happen?

Mariner #1: Oh my! Somebody set up us the invasion.

Mariner #2: We get flag signal.

Drake: What!

Mariner #2: Main mast turn on.

Drake: It's you!

Pedro de Valdes: Como estáis vosotros caballeros!

Pedro de Valdes: Toda vuestra flota está perteneciendo a nosotros.

Pedro de Valdes: Estáis en su camino a vuestra destrucción.

Drake: What you say, matey?

Pedro de Valdes: Joer! Que no tenéis oportunidad de sobrevivir hagad vuestro tiempo

Pedro de Valdes: Ja Ja Ja Ja....

Mariner #1: Well, I never!

Mariner #2: Captain!

Drake: Avast mateys!! Take off every galeon!

Drake: Yarr!! You know what you doing.

Drake: Move cannons.

Drake: For great justice.

Drake: ARRR!

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